Author Topic: ScooterClaus Sightings (Read 658 times)

bob · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2006, 10:59:41 AM »

Remember this is a rather hectic time of the year for delivery services. I had a UPS guy knock on my door after 8pm last night - and he still had 9 more deliveries to make!

811952 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2006, 11:02:02 AM »

I say odds are Jeff kisses the guy when he arrives...

John

alembic_doctor · « **Reply #17 on:** December 14, 2006, 11:06:42 AM »

Hey Jeff. You gotta remote Web CaM? I'd like to see the look on the delivery guy's face when Jeff kisses him, hands him a bowl, grabs the box, saying my precious. and runs off to the woodshed

keith_h · « **Reply #18 on:** December 14, 2006, 11:24:24 AM »

Well if we hear from Jeff again tonight it must mean the bass wasn't delivered. After all it is only proper to disappear for a couple of days once it gets there.

Keith

inthelows · « **Reply #19 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:36:03 PM »

I think pictures would be a must. We will hear from flax..You are still doing your breathing excersises right flax?
NLP

flaxattack · « **Reply #20 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:40:42 PM »

with an iron lung!
a bong!
a volcano!
a spike right through my head?
i called ups- they will be in touch with me in about 1/2 hr or give me a time frame
i may have to meet the driver somewhere
once she saw the insured value, she saw my concern.
------
driver will be here at 7pm

811952 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:58:53 PM »

driver will be here at 7pm

...Assuming he's not a bass player. If he's a bass player, you'll never see him again!

lbpesq · « **Reply #22 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:03:30 PM »

Jeff:

Repeat after me:

ooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmm;
nam yoho renge kyo;
baruch ato adonai;
to everything there is a season;
why don't we do it in the road;
Mr. Charlie told me so.

Whatever it takes - breath in, breath out. Time will pass. At least you're not on the west coast or you'd have to wait another 3 hours! (nyuk, nyuk)

Believe me, bro, I'm tres jealous. I hope you can be late for work tomorrow! hi to Annie.

Bill, tgo

flaxattack · « **Reply #23 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:00:03 PM »

late for work?
see this is why bill is a lawyer

bill
any self respecting employed person has already called in sick,,,,,,

flaxattack · « **Reply #24 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:03:18 PM »

so i am actually spending time burning dead cd's
and cleaning out my hard drive and (woooosh) excuse
uh doin nothing

flaxattack · « **Reply #25 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:08:54 PM »

all of my friends
came to see me last night
i was laying in my bed and cryin
tribute bass
from san ta rosa
says the scooter will be here soon,.,,,,

flaxattack · « **Reply #26 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:24:35 PM »

mica has some photos up
unfortunately i looked
by accident
i swear guys
dont hurt me

alembic_doctor · « **Reply #27 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:32:09 PM »

you're a bad boy. Now put down the smoking apparatus and go to your room

flaxattack · « **Reply #28 on:** December 14, 2006, 02:34:48 PM »

best part of the wait?
has been waiting here with all of you....
thanks
the knobs came out great lol
180 buck well spent.
the other $xxxxxx aint bad either
lol

flaxattack · « **Reply #29 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:21:46 PM »

ok
so this is gonna knock your socks off

dog starts barking and runs to the door
we look outside
nobody out there.... nothin...no truck no people no aminals...... nothin
5 minutes later the ups guy showed up.....rings the bell........
dog doesnt bark- she already did and knew he was coming 5 minutes ago