Me? I'm a faithful attendee at Our Lady of the Blessed Pillow on Sundays ... that, or my other favorite church, Saint Mattress ...
Yes, I'm going to hell for that bit.
True story ...
When I was in Baghdad, we did our rehearsing in the chapel. The Chapel was a grouping of prefab buildings on the grounds of the Embassy. One night, we walked in, and the church group was rehearsing. I plugged in my amp and bass, and began playing along. They were doing some church stuff, it was OK, nothing special, but fun. I played along for a while, and after the tune ended, the keyboardist turned to me and said, man, we've missed that. Good to know that the bottom end is universal, even in a war zone.
Alan
Alan