Wing Sings the Carpenters seems like a match made in heaven! hehehehe The Beatle covers are illegal in 43 states. And who could ever forget that Beatle classic: Hine Hine! I think we need to fix Wing up on a blind (deaf?) date with William Hung.
Another thought, I suspect the wife of the guy who owns the local Chinese restaurant on South Park was based on her.
Bill, tgo