Author Topic: Favorite "Blazing Saddle" Quotes (Read 477 times)

2400wattman · « **on:** March 07, 2010, 08:10:03 PM »

Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks!
Slim Pickins'

Watch me faggots!
Dom DeLuise

Oh baby..15 is my limit on schnitzengroovin'
Clevon Little

hb3 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2010, 08:37:14 PM »

No, gone blame it dang blammit!

dluxe · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2010, 09:41:45 PM »

Cowboy: How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Mr. Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

lbpesq · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:00:43 PM »

I get no kick from Champagne
The railroad workers

It's twoo, it's twoo!
Madeline Kahn

smokinbear · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »

Badges?....We don't need no stinkin badges. -Mexican bandit

smokinbear · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:07:55 PM »

Hey where all the white women at?? - Clevon Little

smokinbear · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:11:31 PM »

Golly Mr. Lamar you use your mouth purtier than a $ 20 dollar whore.-Slim Pickens

smokinbear · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:14:37 PM »

Now go do that voodoo like you do sooooooo well!!!- Heddy(Thats Heddley) Lamar

smokinbear · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:17:17 PM »

Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload a dimes!- Slim Pickens

smokinbear · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:22:20 PM »

What in the wide world a sports is a goin on here? -Slim Pickens
(sorry tryin to run up my post count :-) + it's my all time favorite movie ever!!!)

keith_h · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2010, 05:06:14 AM »

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. - Hedley Lamar

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? - Jim

terryc · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:01:01 AM »

Anyone moves ... as Cleavon Little hold a gun to his own head

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fmm · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:10:22 AM »

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
Taggart: [finally finding a pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

chuckc · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2010, 07:10:41 AM »

Railroad worker to Cleavon Little Man they said you was hung

Cleavon Little Yea and they was right

benson_murrensun · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:16:58 AM »

No... Mongo straight.