What would you pass down and why?

[2400wattman]

Hey Rami, instead of a bass, how about a cookie recipe for this Holiday season? Last years recipe was.....um inspiring.

[rami]

It was too funny!  It deserves another try;
 
As Christmas is almost upon us here is one of my favorite cookie recipes.  
Enjoy.  
 
Christmas Cookie Recipe  
 
1 cup of water  
1 tsp. baking soda  
1 cup of sugar  
1 tsp. salt  
1 cup of brown sugar  
lemon juice  
4 large eggs  
1 cup nuts  
2 cups of dried fruit  
1 bottle Crown Royal (Whiskey)  
 
1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.  
 
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.  
 
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  
 
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.  
 
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.  
 
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.  
 
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.  
 
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...  
 
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.  
 
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.  
 
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.  
 
10- Check the Crown Royal.  
 
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  
 
12- Add one table.  
 
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.  
 
14- Greash the oven.  
 
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.  
 
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.  
 
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.  
 
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.  
 
 
Cherry Mistmas  
 
 
Rami

[2400wattman]

Hicup....hiiicuup.......buuuurrrpp...ooohhh, ya that's the one!

[richbass939]

Rami,
That's a classic.  I hope someone remembers to ask about it every Christmas.
Rich

[alembic76407]

Another wonderful cookie recipe
 
 
JUGG'S TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES
 
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar  
1 tbsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of  
dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila
 
 
Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality
 
Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the  
highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
 
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large  
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
 
At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try  
another cup.
 
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
 
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
 
Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.
 
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just  
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
 
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
 
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila
 
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
 
Add one table.
 
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
 
Greash the oven.
 
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner
 
Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to
put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.
 
CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!