This just in from the AP ...
Dave Houck, long-time moderator of the Alembic Club, has been admitted to the Bass Player's Home for the Moderating Challenged. After quoting himself, and referring to himself in the second person (the moderator), Mica Wickersham stepped in and administered some tough love. Dave's a great guy, Wickersham stated, but sometimes he just looks too much like Lee Sklar.
Houck is said to be resting comfortably in a room wallpapered with Alembic Series II bass posters, and has requested that all Alembic Club members send him all their basses. Further, he's demanded that he be given an Alembic Spyder because I played one once.
Geez, I crack myself up sometimes!
The above is totally fictional. Just thought I'd add a bit of levity to this one!
Alan