Author Topic: Someone tell me Im hallucinating (Read 202 times)

glocke · « **on:** December 22, 2010, 03:42:36 PM »

lbpesq · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:25:28 PM »

And if there are more than one of you, (like 2,3, or 4) you can ride in a 2002 Cadillac for only $250 and hour! Such a deal!

Bill, tgo

crobbins · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:42:16 PM »

He def can't drive 55.

ajdover · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:47:48 PM »

This guy reminds me of Guy douchebag Fieri from the Food Network. Run, do not walk, away from this guy before he gives you an unpronounceable disease.

mike1762 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:56:25 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

bigredbass · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2010, 10:24:56 PM »

Ya know, there's some things where you're just at a loss for words. This is one of them. It does, however, generate more than a few Top Ten questions:

1. Glocke, what the HELL were you searching for that THIS came up as an answer? ? ? ?

2. So, You really CAN get F360 accessories from JC Whitney?

3. Doesn't he know that any Ferrari warranty is instantly voided by gold spray-can Krylon? Has he been huffing it?

4. What, no chest hair, gold chains, or pinkie ring?

5. What band did he used to play in?

6. . . . sure, I LOVE polka music . . .

7. Does he ever miss an episode of 'Gene Simmons' Family Jewels'?

8. 'Whaddya mean, David Hasselhoff is the most photographed man in the world after President Obama?'

9. Now that I think about it . . . . surely . . . what band did he used to manage?

10. When can I ditch this Gretsch and get me one of those O-lympic Tomohawk Gee-tars? They make doublenecks?

J o e y

elwoodblue · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2010, 11:19:52 PM »

hehehe....Joey , thanks for that.... #1 was the first question that popped into my mind

glocke · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:31:01 AM »

haha..found this guy on an automotive forum I belong to...I still cant believe it..

terryc · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:54:42 AM »

Ah....the variety of the human race..

cje · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:26:28 AM »

Wait... WHAT?!?

Damn good thing this guy isn't holding a Further.
We'd need a forum-led intervention to remove it from the situation.

bigredbass · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:51:51 AM »

Yeah, Greg, right after this post, I was in www.jalopnik.com (the left-field auto site) and saw it.

Of course, that's your story and you're sticking to it. . . .

J o e y

hifiguy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2010, 08:36:35 AM »

Ugh. Double ugh.

A friend of mine out west owns several Ferraris. He let me drive his 550 Maranello for free in 2009. Believe you me, that is an experience I will remember until the day I die. He wants me to try his Scuderia 430 next. It's good to have friends like him.

If this Sammy Hagar wannabee thinks he's improving one of Ferrari's masterpieces with gold paint, that says it all. He's clearly the kind of guy who would slap an STP sticker on the burled cocobolo front of a Series II.

hankster · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:33:28 PM »

That guy looks disturbingly like Beef from Phantom of the Paradise.

R.

hankster · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:37:23 PM »

PS. When that advertisement says ride with your unique chauffeur, it ain't kidding. Unique, indeed.

R.

peoplechipper · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 2010, 11:54:08 PM »

Gads...as much as I'd love to ride in a Ferrari, I can picture myself jumping out of it at speed by his third story...nice Gretsch though...Tony.