Author Topic: Not Musicial, But Best Ad Since Whippet's Dinkle Lady (Read 111 times)

lbpesq · « **on:** August 06, 2011, 08:46:48 AM »

Enjoy!

Camaro or Wife

Bill, tgo

FC Bass · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2011, 09:54:29 AM »

I miss a picture of the (soon ex) wife... :-( Sorry, I have to post it for those who haven't seen the "Whippet's Dinkle Lady ad" quote:IM SELLING OFF MY UNFAITHFULL HUSBANDS PRIZE POSSESION [NO NOT ME!] HIS F*****G BASS GUITAR ALONG WITH ORIGINAL FLIGHT CASE ALTHOUGH HE NEVA FLEW NOR TOURED ANYWHERE COZ HES A F*****G W****R! & ONLY EVER PLAYED WITH HIMSELF!!! APARENTLY IT?S AN ACTIVE JAYDEE SUPERNATURAL & IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE WHIPPETS DINKLE & USED BY THE LIKES OF HIS BASS HERO [GAY OR WOT?] MARK KINK WHICH MEANS F**K ALL TO ME OR THE KIDS TO US IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A FANCY PLANK OF F*****G WOOD, WITH STRINGS ATTACHED! BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS LUMP OF F*****G TIMBER THING! THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION] SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE! I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS F*****G CREDIT! I DONT KNOW IF IT WORKS OR HOW IT WORKS OR WHY ANY F*****G IDIOT WOULD WANT IT TO WORK & AS HE NEVER WORKED THEY WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN UNLIKE HIS NEW F*****G GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!! 0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY [AS I DON\T WANT ANOTHER F*****G BASS PLAYER NEAR MY F*****G HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!] AND NO I DON?T HAVE THAT F*****G TORRETTS MY P**S IS @ WWW.BOILING POINT!!! Priceless!

elwoodblue · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2011, 09:55:27 AM »

Wow...very thorough description,
LOL

terryc · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:23:43 PM »

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(Message edited by davehouck on August 08, 2011)