Lol! Well, when you turn it into a parody, then yeah, it's easy to dismiss.
More information will reveal itself...maybe...but that's the thing about paranoia -- it may be justified, it may not be, and it's frequently impossible to tell which is which. The common result is fear and uncertainty, which is what the first article noted -- a trickle-down effect to the everyday musician. This is a good example of the Kafkaesque.
One thing I'd like to know is really how great the risk is of having your instrument confiscated by customs. Is that just a trumped up fear, or is it real? Personally, I've been thinking of doing some gigs out of the country, but if there's any risk they're gonna take my bass, forget it....