Author Topic: Drummers joke..maybe? (Read 111 times)

terryc · « **on:** November 28, 2012, 07:43:59 AM »

Three musicains die at the same time, their souls go up to the gates and St Peter says to the first one;-
'What is your IQ'
The first one replies;-
'140, I was the Principal of the Berlin Conservatoire and Head Conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra'
St Peter allows him in..he asks the second muso the same question
'120, I was Head of Musical Theory at the Royal School of Music in London and Advisor to all the conductors in England'
St Peter allows him in...he asks the third muso the same question.
'40' he replies to which St Peter asks
'Okay so what sticks do you use'

lbpesq · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2012, 02:06:55 PM »

How do you know when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Bill, tgo

willgunn · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2012, 04:07:40 PM »

Question: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Answer: Homeless.

cozmik_cowboy · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:21:27 PM »

Did you hear about the drummer who graduated high school?

Me either.

When my youngest son was in HS, his band rehearsed in our basement. I would, each day, wait for a break, step into the room, tell the drummer a drummer joke, and leave. Different joke every day. For about a year. Only know 1 guitarist joke & 2 bassist jokes, but I do know a dulcimer joke.

Peter

(Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on November 28, 2012)

hieronymous · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:25:40 PM »

My drummer is REALLY sensitive about drummer jokes.

This is my favorite because it looks like a bass player joke:

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?

Took him an hour to get the drummer out!

jazzyvee · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:52:22 PM »

An old but well used one.
What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.

Jazzyvee

jazzyvee · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:56:53 PM »

An old but well used one.
What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.

i have to add, I've been fortunate to play with some really talented drummers over my musical life.

Jazzyvee

cozmik_cowboy · « **Reply #7 on:** November 29, 2012, 07:01:33 AM »

What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once......

....to get a stiff, wooden beat, and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.

Peter