So, is that Susan or Mary up the ladder?
You know, the real problem with this? The rosin is a block the size of an SVT head !
The good news? The piezo bridge has enough output to recharge your Prius.
Whaddya mean, 'Stanley wants to use it' ?
The Anvil case for it was mistakenly taken to Long Beach and put on a container ship !!!
The shop called back: They can't re-hair the bow till the Clydesdales come off the road after the Super Bowl.
No, DON'T let the endpin out any further.
Now . . . . where's the kickstand . . . .
'Tell him we can't find a five-string ! !'
J o e y