I wouldn't say I stole it, but I did get a little payback on a pawn shop.
I walked into one here in Nashville, and they had a Yamaha BB5000AII, the last version with the ridiculously wide fingerboard and 1st-gen TRB electronics, in Pearl White.
Well, it only had four strings on it (?!?), and those four had obviously been installed, shall we say, hurriedly . . . . whoever it was had cut them off really short, and they basically made half a turn around the post and were stuck down that hole in the middle of the shaft ! So I asked if I could plug it in, and NATURALLY I made sure it sounded like hell, as if it had a wiggle stick on it. I made the guy stand there, and every time I made a note, it just dropped in pitch. You see, I knew there was really nothing wrong with it, but I was hoping I was dealing with Chumlee and not Dan Erlewine !
I told him I'd like to have it, but seeing as how I'd have to replace the keys, buy strings, and probably take it to a repairman, I damn sure wasn't going to pay the 800 bucks he wanted, as I was probably looking at spending $400 to get it playable. I offered to give him my tech's phone number (an expensive well-known shop that caters to all the big players in town, NOT cheap, but very good).
So . . . .
No case, but $400 out the door. Put a set of strings on it when I got home, straightened the neck a few days later, played and looked like new.
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