Yeah, I loved the drip - but while I could click all I wanted, it would only dose every 6 minutes (beep-beep-beep Damn! beep-beep-beep Damn! Beep AAHHHH! beep-beeep-beep Damn!) Last surgery the drip was morphine; Bah, humbug! And Demerol, while nice, ain't in the same league. Without having tried the latter, I am still confident asserting that dilaudid is the next-best thing to heroin* - and if heroin actually is better, keep that stuff the f*** AWAY from me, or I'll go all Keef in no time flat! It's enough to make me glad I hate needles, I tell ya.
Next hurdle - I've been eating Norco & Tramadol like M&Ms for 4 years; now off them & on to post-op Percocets - with no refills. This ain't gonna be fun, boys & girls - but I am looking forward to having my head clear for more natural meds!
And Friday I get to see my grandson - and can't pick him up! Guess ol' Granddude'll have to sit and have Nona hand him over.
And recovery continues apace; still feel like someone's been punching me about the kidneys, but a couple days ago it felt like they used a 2X4. (Yes, I'm walking more each day; thanks for the tip, as the hooker told the leper)
And a friend is weighing his Sheraton & Teles so I know if I'm OK picking up mine. Weird thing about how our bodies react; yesterday I decided to see if I could get through 3 songs for the open mic, and I didn't go - my fingers just have no fluidity yet. She says it's the Percies, but I know my body & my drugs well enough to know it's the trauma. Who'da thunk it?
Peter
*When they told me what it was, I smiled; wife asks What's dilaudid? I answer as above, she shakes head disapprovingly & disbelievingly. A little later she's talking to our youngest who, shortly before I joined here, was on the wrong end of a bicycle/SUV collision, with fairly dire results (from which he is, I am happy to report, 99.9999% recovered) that had him clicking this stuff for 2 weeks. She tells him what I'm on, he says Cool! Why? she asks. 'Cause he won't hurt; that shit's the next-best thing to heroin! No, we did not rehearse the line.