I know you were just kidding, and I mean no disrespect for your opinion but I feel very strongly that Peavey gets a bum rap.
Throughout the 90's, in addition to repair I did RTM (Return To Manufacturer) at the world's largest retailer of used musical equipment at the time, Daddy's Junky Music in Salem, NH.
Nobody wanted to spend any money, if they don't have to. Customers didn't want to pay for repairs if there was the remotest chance to claim warrantee. Manufacturers didn't want to pay for repairs or replacements if they could help it (naturally) and people did incredibly stupid stuff to their equipment and wanted to blame anybody they could.
And some companies just make garbage, plain and simple.
Every Monday morning, we could count on there being a mountain of equipment that came in from Daddy's twenty two stores (at their peak) from all over New England, in every state of disrepair, and every piece needed to be evaluated.
RTM was the last step. If it was just plain broke and still under warrantee, back it went. I could list the worst companies in making shoddy products or in balking at fixing or replacing them (but I won't).
The Foghorn wants me to wear a sign that says; DONT GET ME STARTED! and the topic of companies that knowingly rip people off is one such topic.
Peavey was the best, in both regards. They NEVER - ever - questioned a warrantee claim or asked for a copy of the receipt. As Thelma at Peavey said nearly every time I called; if it says 'Peavey' on it, it's our responsibility.
Frankly, they were the LL Bean of music gear. If it was broke, it was fixed or replaced, period. No questions asked.
One that stands out in my memory was a CS 800 power amp that was hit by lightning. It was charred, beat to hell and at least five years out of warrantee. We couldn't fix it, so Peavey OVERNIGHTED A NEW ONE to the customer. Before I'd even sent the paperwork!
Another factor I admire about Peavey is that despite the vast variety of products they made, we hardly ever saw them come in for repair. They're tanks.
At their peak, Peavey had seven factories in the US and employed over a thousand people. They're down to just one, the original plant in Meridian, MS.
At Daddy's service center, I papered the walls of my workbench with articles and headlines from World Weekly News (Batboy found in Cave! Clinton is an Alien!) etc. so everybody liked to stop by to read my walls when they visited Daddy's HQ.
I got to know Hartley well, because he loved to drive his RV all over America, meeting people and visiting stores that sold his products. He's an old fashioned Southern gentleman. The real deal. His word is his bond. He doesn't sell crap. If something breaks, fix it. Period.
I'm as proud of my old KB300 Swiss army knife amp (and all the other Peavey gear I own) as I am of my Alembic.
That's all gone now. Peavey has closed six plants and is fighting desperately to maintain their manufacturing base in America, as shown in an episode of Undercover Boss
http://musicincmag.com/News/2015/150220/150220_Peavey.html Daddy's was assassinated by GE Capital in 2011, without warning:
http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/937576-196/daddys-junky-music-abruptly-closes-its-12.html But for a long while there, Peavey made high quality - affordable - musical products in America, stubbornly maintaining an ethical *standard second to none.
It's fitting to note it here on Alembic's site. They've done the same thing, the same way, for the same reason: excellence.
*Hartley said he was heavily influenced by A Passion For Excellence. It's definitely worth reading.
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Excellence-The-Leadership-Difference/dp/0446386391