Ari - the sooner you get one the happier you will be! Not saying that materialistic means are the only way to be happy - just that an Alembic can be used as a means of expressing your inner joy that is music.
I had the honor of playing a Stanley Signature bass in Chicago this year, I have no idea what the dimenstions were on the neck - I do know that it was a dream to play, the short scale was fast, fun and easy - but the electronics really made it heavenly.
My Distillate is 1.75 at the nut and just a sconch under 2.25 at the 24th fret. It also is a dream to play, but I have been playing it for twenty plus years so it feels like a well broken in pair of boots, or a favorite pair of pants, or , , ,