Danno,
Don't forget, you have a natural Ripper.
You must like black, huh? ;-)
Of my 15 instruments, I have natural, sunburst, and tangerine Jazz basses; a natural Ripper and RD77 Artist; a Tobacco burst Thunderbird; Autumn Glo Rick; Greenburst Ovation acoustic-electric; Natural Godin A4; Cherry Sunburst Peavey; Flame Maple Spyder; Wineburst Europa; Natural (coco bolo) Dragon's Wing; Natural Musicman; and an amberburst Pedulla MVP. Basically, I run the gamut. You on the other hand ... ;-)
I had a black Rick at one point - I'm still looking for a used 4001 in decent shape that I can convert to what I had, e.g., Badass Bridge and Schaller tuners. It was the first high end bass I'd owned, so there's a bit of the nostalgia factor there.
Hope you win the Spoiler. I know it would go to a good home where it could join multitudes of instruments that look just like it!
Best of luck,
Alan