i have a tin of green tea that is supposed to be really something. it's sealed. it's supposed to be a really old, green tea that comes from a valley mao destroyed. it's supposed to have a mint flavor to it that is highly prized. so, i guess you could have a super-superlative mint, but i've never licked an alembic. i don't care what you've heard. i've never licked an alembic. you've all been talking to clarence, haven't you? what did he tell you? well, ok. there was that one time, but i needed the money. the ad copy for this bass is a classic example of circumlocuted reasoning. same thing, over and over. it's a pretty bass, but it's not worth it. what do you guys think? i wouldn't pay more than $2000, but i'm thinking $1850. it's a spoiler. wood isn't that great. but darn, those purpleheart's in the neck are awfully pretty. in fact, they're gorgeous! ooh. ooh. ooh. oh, wait. the MK arrives wednesday. please, no one tell my wife. anyway, i'd rather have the black exploiter. if you ask me, that's a really fine looking exploiter.