Kevin, you've just stumbled upon what I realized a few years ago:
I'm a hopeless music store cruiser. After living with my Alembics, trying the occasional axe that piques my interest is a realization that I'm ruined to buying 'off the rack' anymore.
I've seen a number of axes I've tried all fall in a heap in front of me. They're just fine, but then they sound funny, the neck's a little off, the pots feel cheap, it's only got a one piece bridge and so forth . . . . I'm just ruined.
The funny thing is, so many of them have 3-band EQ built in, some with a piezo bridge, and after a few minutes, I just can't find a tone.
It's just really hard to go back now that you KNOW . . . .
J o e y