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edwin

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Guitars can be dangerous
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2015, 10:32:45 PM »
How do you get a guitarist to turn down his volume? Put sheet music in front of him!
 
How do you get the keyboard player to turn down? Take the music away!
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« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2015, 06:57:45 AM »
Previously joked - How do you get a guitarist to turn down his volume? Put sheet music in front of him!  
 
Continued - How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put notes on the sheet music!  
 
What does it mean when drool is coming out both sides of the Drummers mouth?  The stage is level!
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« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2015, 10:40:42 AM »
A man was standing in line for an orchestra concert.  He turned to the person next to him and said, Do you want to hear a joke about viola players?  The other person said, I'll have you know I'm a viola player.  The first man replied, Don't worry, I'll tell it slowly.
 
Why are violas bigger than violins?  They're not; violinists? heads are bigger.
 
What do violin players use for birth control? Their personalities.
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