How About a Humor Thread?

Started by lbpesq, January 09, 2024, 11:50:09 PM

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jazzyvee

The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

edwardofhuncote

Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on September 25, 2026, 06:56:39 PMA show of hands, please?

Peter
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More necessary than exciting. 😔

cozmik_cowboy

Analogue all the way!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

A few to groan at
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

jazzyvee

BE AWARE IN THE AREA!
I ordered a chinese takeaway from a local place (I wont name them)
Just been to pick it up, on way to my house I heard bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag?
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was in front so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat, and there it was again, more rustling and two little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers.
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something.
So I carefully pulled the bag down.....
And there it was.....
.....A peeking duck!
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

lbpesq


jazzyvee

Humorous to some, interesting to others
Found on face book with the tag line "When you want an Alembic, but are a few dollars short....1961 Fender Precision Bass." 8) :o
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

cozmik_cowboy

I went to a restaurant on the Moon.
The food was great, but there was no atmosphere.

peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

Life hack:

Bill, tgo

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cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: lbpesq on Today at 10:12:27 AMLife hack:

Bill, tgo

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Well, you might get jacked by a coprophiliac, but he'd probably drop your stuff when he saw what it wasn't.

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter