How About a Humor Thread?

Started by lbpesq, January 09, 2024, 11:50:09 PM

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cozmik_cowboy

May still be overpriced......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

Ahem. Who's guilty then?🤣
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
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peoplechipper


cozmik_cowboy

As long as it's you & not FOH......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

jazzyvee

More music based humour.
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: jazzyvee on Yesterday at 02:01:59 AMMore music based humour.

Did you hear about the drummer who graduated high school?
Me neither.

What did the drummer get on his SATs?
Drool.

Peter (who, having raised a drummer, could go on for days.......)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

Ah, drummer humor!

How can you tell the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth!

...rim shot...

Bill, tgo

jazzyvee

Or an old one from the 90's,
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.🥴🥁

Full disclosure, i've never played with a drummer where i have thought about replacing them with a machine.
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://alembicguitars.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

cozmik_cowboy

Quote from: jazzyvee on Yesterday at 10:21:32 AMOr an old one from the 90's,
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.🥴🥁

Full disclosure, i've never played with a drummer where i have thought about replacing them with a machine.
I must admit I have - but only to make the mix easier; drum machines may be stiff, soulless, and completely incapable of jamming - but I could've turned them down........

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

lbpesq

... and a drum machine doesn't think it can sing!

hehehehe

Bill, tgo