How About a Humor Thread?

[cozmik_cowboy]

Peter

[garyhead]

This just in:

[lbpesq]

Boom, boom, boom, boom

[hieronymous]

[cozmik_cowboy]

OK, now that Harry's broken that ice:

The difference between religions is largely a matter of degrees of recognition; to wit:  Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as head of the church, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

Peter

[lbpesq]

You opened the door.   

Being of the Jewish persuasion, and married to a lovely Italian lady, I am officially authorized to present the following observation:

Jews and Catholics are basically the same.  The only difference being that Jews are born with guilt, Catholics go to school to learn it!


Bill, tgo

[hieronymous]

Oh no, what have I done?!! 

"A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, 'What is this, a joke?'"

And I post this as a Buddhist minister (in case anyone wasn't aware)

[cozmik_cowboy]

Well, if clergyhood is an excuse, I'm good - I am, after all. a duly ordained priest in the Church Of The Latter-Day Dude.  (www.dudism.com)

Rev. Cozmik Cowboy (fighting the good fight against human paraquat everywhere!)

[cozmik_cowboy]

Peter

[cozmik_cowboy]

A twofer.

Peter

[lbpesq]

Ain’t it the truth!

[lbpesq]

Who Knew?

[lbpesq]

Yep, getting there.

[cozmik_cowboy]

Peter

[cozmik_cowboy]

I sat down to play some folks songs, but my left hand seized up; hurt bad and my fingers wouldn't move.
I guess that's what they mean by "minstrel cramps".......

Peter