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Topic: How About a Humor Thread? (Read 13058 times)
lbpesq
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #195 on:
September 16, 2024, 06:52:37 PM »
Outside the town of Weed, California.
And I thought they go together!
Bill, tgo
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 16, 2024, 08:33:10 PM »
Well, considering that first college I attended was, in 1968, dubbed by
Time
magazine "The marijuana Mecca of the Midwest", I concur, counselor.
Peter (who, a few years later, did nothing to jeopardize the title.......)
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jazzyvee
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #197 on:
September 17, 2024, 02:17:09 PM »
I sure hope the mothership does not use this method of checking the quality of the brass used in their basses. ;-)
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garyhead
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #198 on:
September 17, 2024, 04:58:53 PM »
Took a moment…..
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garyhead
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #199 on:
September 18, 2024, 01:01:57 PM »
Another truth.
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lbpesq
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 18, 2024, 02:57:18 PM »
Kind of like the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver.
The drunk driver comes to a stop sign ... and blows right through it without even slowing down.
The stoned driver comes to a stop sign ... comes to a full stop ... and waits for it to turn green.
Bill, tgo
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BeenDown139
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 18, 2024, 04:20:03 PM »
Quote
The stoned driver comes to a stop sign ... comes to a full stop ... and waits for it to turn green
so as the self-appointed full-time resident stoomer ( stoned boomer) i will point out that driving stoned is a violation of the House o' BeenDown's drug consumption policy an is severely frowned upon
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carry on gents.
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garyhead
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #202 on:
September 20, 2024, 02:41:08 PM »
This now applies.
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 25, 2024, 07:17:45 AM »
If you replace your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 90% of what little joy is left in your life.
Peter (who just poured his 2nd cup of The Magic Bean)
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jazzyvee
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 25, 2024, 10:27:10 AM »
🫣
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peoplechipper
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 26, 2024, 08:23:41 PM »
I like espresso, but it has no effect on me, I get no boost from any coffee; on the upside, I don't need it, but no boost for me...
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garyhead
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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September 27, 2024, 08:21:46 AM »
A couple of good ones.
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pauldo
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #207 on:
September 27, 2024, 03:56:01 PM »
There is a lot happening in the yarn vest picture!
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DistillaMatto
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #208 on:
September 27, 2024, 05:52:38 PM »
I have a scarry recollection of my mother going through a knitting phase. The photo also looks like the mid to late 70s, which was about the time my mother went through that phase.
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #209 on:
September 28, 2024, 11:39:27 AM »
Doh!
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
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