Another site I frequent had a thread about stage banter, announcements, etc. One person posted the following, which had me spitting up my OJ. It occurred at a U2 concert.
Bono asked the audience for silence. When a hush settled over the venue, Bono began to slowly clap his hands. He told the silent audience that each time he clapped, a child died in Africa. To which a lone voice in the audience cried out "well stop clapping then!"
hehehehe
Bill, tgo