Good Grief! Old Home Remedies, right here on the Alembic website. As far as I'm concerned, the only sure cure for whatever is ailin' you is wrapping your fingers around a savory Hippie Sandwich grilled to perfection over an exotic wood flame (or is that an exotic flame wood?). hee hee!
Hope yer feelin' better, Ms. Wickersham. GET THEE TO A DOCTOR if you ain't!
Best Fishes,
David McKenney