Author Topic: Yet Another Musician Joke  (Read 470 times)

lbpesq

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Yet Another Musician Joke
« on: November 11, 2016, 11:56:18 AM »
I actually heard a new one, (at least new to me), yesterday:

What's the difference between a drummer and a Savings Bond?

The Savings Bond will eventually mature and make money!

hehehehe

Bill, tgo

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Re: Yet Another Musician Joke
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2016, 05:17:00 AM »
Almost told this one at a gig Saturday night Bill, but kept it in my pocket. See, the drummer from the band before us turned out to be also our sound-guy!  ;D
Took him a couple tunes to get everything dialed in, but the sound was great after he did, especially my bass. Shoot... he was so good, I hung around and helped load-out.  8)

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Re: Yet Another Musician Joke
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2016, 10:29:40 AM »
Gregory you are a wise man.
So I shared the joke with an old drummer friend of mine . . . 
I think he may have been offended.
His reply to me was:
Do you know how to make a bassists eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear!

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Re: Yet Another Musician Joke
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2016, 11:35:32 AM »
The one I like is this old un',
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only need to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.!


That said I have been fortunate to play with mostly great drummers in my musical life.
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Re: Yet Another Musician Joke
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2016, 01:41:07 PM »
I can't help but drop this in:

How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

The knock keeps getting faster...and faster....

I am also very fortunate to have hooked up with an amazing drummer. We've been playing together for over 30 years an have become nearly telepathic.


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Re: Yet Another Musician Joke
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2016, 02:48:19 PM »
I think I shared this one before but it's well worth repeating:

So a C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors."
So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
Then D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility.
The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar.
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