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palembic · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2004, 01:33:42 AM »

4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma!

alembic76407 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2004, 06:28:23 AM »

I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places

David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT)

elzie · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2004, 06:37:49 AM »

Well Dave,

We could hunt down the baby violin and club it

bracheen · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2004, 06:44:06 AM »

Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy.

Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother!

Sam

dadabass2001 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2004, 06:44:58 AM »

This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction.

Mike

alembic76407 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2004, 06:49:58 AM »

BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!!

alembic76407 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2004, 07:01:46 AM »

when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try Stanley's revenge let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them.

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elzie · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2004, 09:26:49 AM »

Well, you can take club in one of two ways

But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage.....

I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it!

Paul II

palembic · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2004, 10:39:06 AM »

Huh-huh ...no-no
I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD.

I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a contradictio in terminis
(this is NOT elf).

Paul the BAD one