Danno, love a good rant, keep it up. A thought if I may. If I were Brian Wilson, I'd sell 409 to GM in a minute. If I'm Eric Clapton, nobody has enough money to associate Tears In Heaven with tennis shoes or hemorrhoid creams.
I think Wierd Al could come up with an appropriate tear/hemorrhoid song. Hell, I could.
Sad day when I heard Revolution selling shoes. It's like when I found out there was no Santa last year. What, Jacko couldn't sell Beat It to the abstinence crowd?