Hm, don't look at the back while you play? It's a bummer about the holes. A good luthier can drill those out and plug them. They can also probably repair the finish, although from the picture, it doesn't look too bad.My '78 Series I was a hell of a lot worse.
Whatever you do, don't use duct tape! You'll never get rid of the sticky goo! Gaff tape will work, but really, an STP sticker OTOH.... Ben, can't you hook him up with a nice Harley sticker?