Any of you with the VH relic bug:
Don't have $30K? For only 10 grand I'll buy the Mighty Mite body and neck, a Floyd, one pickup (your choice), and the handful of parts, shoot it with red, white, and black Krylon, ride it around Nashville in a Waste Management dumpster for a week, then put ih the screen door eyelets for your strap, and it's YOURS! Individually numbered from 1 to 5150. These will EASILY be worth two-hundred grand five years from now at Gruhn's !
Act Now and Avoid the Rush! No snobby auctions, no Burst Brothers, and for an extra grand, I'll deliver it personally. Guarnateed to play like hell and sound like sh*t, but you'll look cool doing it! Brown sound (and I mean REALLY brown) for days . . . .
J o e y