Author Topic: Schizophrenia (Read 779 times)

precarius · « **on:** July 01, 2007, 04:06:05 PM »

In a shameless attempt to get to 200 posts, I will now ask and answer some very important questions. It's a relaxing Sunday, so please ignore me.
Mike

precarius · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:07:58 PM »

Why is my tailpiece .0004 off center?

precarius · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:08:49 PM »

Who cares! Just play your bass!

precarius · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:10:41 PM »

Why is my bass not ready yet?

precarius · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:11:40 PM »

You haven't ordered one!

precarius · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:13:20 PM »

My volume pot is scratchy.

precarius · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:14:10 PM »

Twiddle it back and forth 100 times!

precarius · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:16:55 PM »

Someone told me that Squier basses are better than Alembics!

precarius · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:18:10 PM »

Stop reading the Talkbass Forums!

precarius · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:19:22 PM »

I read that Bruce Becvar ghost builds all Alembic basses!

precarius · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:20:22 PM »

Stop reading Ed Roman rants!

precarius · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:22:07 PM »

My tone filter makes a Wah sound with the Q switch on!

precarius · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:23:24 PM »

QUIT twiddling it back and forth!

precarius · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:25:15 PM »

Why does Alembic sell Flitz metal polish for more than Flitz does?

precarius · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2007, 04:26:35 PM »

Because they are trying to make a living, stupid!