Author Topic: Bumperstickers (Read 259 times)

phylo · « **on:** January 16, 2009, 09:29:41 AM »

What are the best, worst, favorite, most tasteless, etc that you have seen?

Don't let my big d**K scare you, I'm really just a nice guy

Almost got into an accident when I saw that one. Not so much because it is that funny, but because someone actually drives around with that on thier car.

jet_powers · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2009, 01:07:25 PM »

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair

alembic76407 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2009, 02:12:38 PM »

Sorry I wasn?t in church last Sunday
I was practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian

Using a feather is kinky, Using the whole chicken is perverted

this was on the back of a VW bus

lbpesq · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2009, 05:22:35 PM »

My all time favorite (seen in 1973):

Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts

Bill, tgo

bassfingers · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2009, 06:01:56 PM »

Had to laugh at this one

Another Capitalism Success Story

richbass939 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2009, 09:21:51 PM »

What would Scooby Doo?

kilowatt · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2009, 07:30:38 AM »

T*ts on a Ritz, um,um, good cracker. Seen on a 63 Rambler with an 80 year old couple who looked like they where on their way to church. I laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over.

Regards,
Pete

jet_powers · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:57:11 AM »

Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts

LOL, I remember seeing those on cars around here well into the '80's!

-JP

robinc · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:16:05 PM »

God, protect me from your followers!

Hell: Its not the heat, its the humidity

keavin · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2009, 04:29:27 AM »

Of all the things i lost i miss my mind the Most!

57basstra · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2009, 06:11:00 AM »

bassfingers · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2009, 09:12:34 AM »

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!

cozmik_cowboy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2009, 10:45:10 AM »

Not a great bumpersticker but, rather, my all-time favorite juxtaposition, was the guy I saw with a No Jap crap for this American sticker proudly displayed on the spare-tire cover of his...Suzuki Samurai! I don't know if the placement was a brilliantly subtle & ironic mockery of the mindset behind the sticker or a case of complete idiocy, but it's stuck in my mind for over a decade now.

Peter

ps - The show's not over until the fat man melts!

(Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on January 19, 2009)

jedisan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2009, 03:49:19 PM »

Well Peter, I have one in the same vein as yours; one I have remembered for years.

I'm traveling on the freeway one day and I spy a car with a bumper sticker that says Member Mensa Society. So I think, I gotta catch up to see what the really smart person looks like. I catch up, look over, and here's this guy smoking the hell out of a cigarette with all the windows up. As I let off the gas, all I can think of is, how smart do you have to be to consume something that will kill you.

My apologies to all you smokers out there.

811952 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2009, 04:43:20 PM »

I had a guy in a Toyota minivan flip me off and yell at me about my riding a Jap bike (my KLR was built in Thailand, just for the record) at a light just before he turned off into a Walmart. The rear of his van was covered in Buy American stickers... I didn't see if there was a MENSA sticker or not...

John