Saint Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates as people enter Heaven. He asks everyone 2 questions to determine if they may enter;
A lady walks up;
St Peter: Excuse me ma?am, how much money a year did you make while on earth?
Lady: 42 thousand a year.
St Peter: What did you do for a living?
Lady: I was a teacher in grade school.
St Peter: Oh that?s wonderful, molding young minds come on in.
A man walks up;
St Peter: Excuse me sir, how much money did you make a year while on earth?
Man: 260 thousand a year.
St Peter: WOW, what did you do for a living?
Man: I was a jewel thief.
St Peter: Oh that?s terrible stealing from others, I?m afraid I can?t let you in.
Second man walks up;
St Peter: Excuse me sir, how much money did you make a year while on earth?
Man: 6 thousand a year
St Peter: Oh yea, what instrument did you play?
