I've noticed that playing an Alembic makes me:
More attractive
Stronger
A better cook
Did I mention more attractive?
Seriously, I think being an Alembic player forces me to play better and cleaner simply because they are so well built that they don't suffer fools, if you will. They demand that you play cleanly and well, and learn how to use their unique qualities in order to get the most out of them. For those (like most here) that are willing to put in that effort, the rewards are very tangible and fulfilling. Many others are not so willing, and choose other marques. So be it. I have other basses from other manufacturers that I play and love, but none come close to my Alembics IMHO in sheer playability and above all craftsmanship.
And coffee? The key to a good cup of coffee is to brew it using water between 195 degrees F and 205 degrees F. Any higher and you extract very bitter water soluable substances; any lower and you don't get that great coffee flavor. As for an espresso, sorry, I'm a plain coffee kind of guy! :-)
Alan