Bill-
Our poor photo could be getting waterboarded right now.
On the up side though, it would get three square meals a day, and religious freedom. I'm certain that it was feeling oppressed by the greenies.
Maybe it just ran away from home?
Dave-
Clark: Oh, you can't think I'd do this on purpose? Look... I stuck him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forget he was still stuck back there. I'm very sorry, I feel terrible.
Motorcycle Cop: How do you think that little sticker feels?
Clark: Look, I told you I was sorry. It really was an accident.
Motorcycle Cop: Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. You know I had a sticker like this when I was a kid.
[both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty forum post behind them]
Motorcycle Cop: Poor little guy. Must have kept up with you for a mile or so. Tough little sticker.