quote:Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Unless you want that sentiment to be the unspoken subtext of your life, don't marry a Scot. They breed them for that. They can smell fear. That's why I happily admit that I can be a moron, just to get it out of the way. All married men do it anyway, whether they want to or not.
Oh that. Yeah, I meant to do that. It just slips out so easily and yet you know it's a lie. If you just admit to it, it barely registers in your married-female counterpart's drama matrix. Life goes on smoothly, secure in the agreement that you're a moron, instead of arguing for hours to reach the same conclusion.
quote:Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
Wolf, I think that was my attempt at humor in this vastly inferior medium. I equate it to running out of our houses to stick post-it notes on a big barn. Besides, it turns out that we're discussing a theoretical bass anyway, so as the wisest man who ever lived said when he found his KFC bucket was empty;
quote:No harm, no fowl.