Here is a copy of the email I just fired of to davebay:
I am very interested in this bass. Please let me know how we can finalize this transaction. Please send me you address so I can pass it on to authorities, I mean, send you a money order for this bass. Please give me a few days though, my printer is in the shop so it will be a bit before I can print you one. It isn't so much that you are a scammer, it is more that you are so bad at it!
I also let the real seller know that their account has been hijacked and after I post this I will see what I can do to let eBay know.