Here's a funny one, along the same lines: Last night my sweetie, a neophyte bassist, purchased a brandy-new Danelectro Longhorn; and right from the music store we went directly to a bar where I was scheduled to play a set with some guys I know. We let her sit in on the last tune, so she got to use her new bass. Right after that a woman we don't know came to our table and announced that she had an upright bass and wanted to try the new Dano. Even though the new bass is an el-cheapo masonite guitar, it IS brand new, and my sweetie wanted no part of it being in a stranger's hands. She was at no loss for words, and told the woman, Sorry, I just don't do that. The woman left in a huff... Well, excuuuuuuuse me!