Paul: A softail is a bike family (Harley makes only four different families - Softail, Touring, Dyna and Sportster - the various models are mix and and match parts variants of those basic families). It is a bike with a hidden rear suspension that mimics the look of old hardtail bikes (i.e., no rear suspension - rigid frame attached directly to the rear wheel/axle) - vintage Harley's from 1903 all the way up untill the 1950's. For example, a Fatboy is a Softail family variant. Did I confuse you sufficiently? I ride a Road King (Touring family). A Bimmer is a BMW car (as opposed to a Beemer, which is a BMW motorcycle) - as defined by the BMWCCA/BMWMOA (i.e., BMW car and bike clubs of America, respectively). It's great to see all of you have a good sense of humor. Wow, I started a whole bunch of sh*t by asking where I could get a discounted Alembic, huh? LOL! As an aside, did anyone catch Steely Dan this tour? I saw them at PNC in NJ this Aug. and at the Roseland in NYC last week. Tom Barney was AWESOME (besides being a bassist extraordinaire, he's also this tour's music director) - doesn't play Alembic, though, LOL!.