Nah . . . need a bucket to soak those big reeds, a bigger bucket for the spit valve, and you don't even want to know about the case!
I know one thing . . . he was never in marching band!
VH1 in the old days used to run a Jerry Lee Lewis video, culled from a filmed performance in his younger, blonder days, that featured four bass saxophones blowing the riff of the tune in unison (I seem to remember it was a clip from the BBC): It rolled like a steam locomotive!
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