Author Topic: The Truth About Bass Players (Sorry Folks, Couldn't Resist!) (Read 358 times)

seventhsunbass · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:13:28 AM »

Q. How can you tell the stage is level?

A. Drool runs out of BOTH sides of the drummer's mouth.

moonliner · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2011, 07:47:38 PM »

Ok this isn't about bass players, but I couldn't resist:

How can you tell when a lead singer is at the door?

They can't find the key and don't know when to come in!

mario_farufyno · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:03:16 PM »

HA HA HA HA

That is great, love it!

mario_farufyno · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:17:34 PM »

Producer came to the Singer and asked her to start 1/64 late on first beat, then asked if she could move a coma up at second note, but going quarter tone down at third before came back to pitch on fourth note. At sequel he begged her to make a false start and step in a 1/32 before the beat and the list went on and on...

Confused she told him that she couldn't remember all that. So he said:

- Ok, just do it how you did on your last try

terryc · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2011, 04:58:17 AM »

How do you confuse a guitar player...give him a sheet of music

edwin · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2011, 11:50:41 AM »

How do you confuse a keyboard player?

Take the music away.

edwin · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2011, 11:52:45 AM »

Did you hear about the accordion player who locked his accordion in the car? He came back 15 minutes later, found the window busted and 5 more accordions in the back seat.

Weirdly, as I started to type this, accordion music came on for 15 seconds in movie that's on!

svlilioukalani · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2011, 05:13:06 PM »

What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

hifiguy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:24:28 AM »

How do you get the lead singer off your doorstep?

Pay him for the pizza.

Bradley Young · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:45:36 AM »

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless!

hydrargyrum · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:24:34 PM »

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't. - Tom Waits

lbpesq · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:49:04 PM »

What do you call someone who is tone deaf and likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer!

Bill, tgo

Bradley Young · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:35:01 PM »

How can you tell that the stage is level?

Drool runs out of *both* sides of the drummer's mouth!

5sicks · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:48:22 PM »

How many singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...he just holds the bulb cause the world revolves around him. (unscrewing occurs south of the equator)

niftycrisco · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2011, 07:16:40 PM »

Why do musicians keep drumsticks on their dashboard?
A: To park in the handicapped spots.

What do you call the time when all the musicians go to the bar?
A: The drum solo.

Author Topic: The Truth About Bass Players (Sorry Folks, Couldn't Resist!) (Read 358 times)

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