Hi Geoff,
Well, this file doesn't tell me much of anything at all. In fact, there is 33% more information now that you have requested details!
All I know is:
wood: Maple
birthday: December 19, 1984
now I can add: purchased by Geoff in 1986 from Ace Music in Santa Monica
My guesses at the holes in the record are:
neck: 3-piece Maple, 32 scale
body: Mahogany
fingerboard: Ebony with pearloid oval inlays
pickups: AXY
controls: volume, filter, Q switch, pickup selector switch, mono output
These are the specs for a typical '84 Spoiler. If you post a photo, I should be able to confirm this better.