I'm texting back-n-forth with Her Royal Highness (the Duchess of Derbyshire) down in Sudden California, regarding the weather of all things... so far, not much reportable just south of LA. There was mention of a very short temper over my smart mouth...
Get 10 cases of bottled water, I said. And 100 foil packs of ranch dressing. They freakin' keep for years in them packs, and you can put ranch dressing on almost anything. If the power goes out, the water don't run, at least not for long. Think like a Troutville Farmgirl again, says I. Sometimes 3500 miles is a safe distance.