My own personal Fairy Godmother is 2083 years old today, after reportedly having been born in 'Old Babylon' way back in 64 B.C.
Jeannie never fails to cheer me up on the crappiest of days, and she's always there, right over my shoulder at every gig, making sure nobody messes with my flat amp settings, or swipes a piece of my gum. She totally gets all my other eccentricities and obsessions too. Ever since my Mom flipped on Screen Gems to keep me occupied and out from underfoot, me and Jeannie have been best buds for life.