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[lbpesq]

What do you call a guy who's tone deaf and likes to hang out with musicians?
 
 
 
 
A drummer!
 
Bill, tgo

[olieoliver]

Bet you don't get a rimshot with that one Bill. LOL (Maybe shot in the rim though)
 
OO

[robinc]

Q: why are double basses better than just about every other instrument?
A: well, two reasons really: 1) they hold more beer; 2) they burn longer!
 
Q: what do you do with a musician who can't play their instrument?
A: give 'em a stick, call 'em a conductor.
Q: What do you do if they can't conduct?
A: Give 'em another stick, call them a drummer!
 
Q: how do you know when there's a drummer at your door?
A: the knocking keeps getting faster and faster, louder and louder, and he doesn't know when to come in!

[malthumb]

Stolen from Eli's Dirty Jokes on YouTube.....
 
There was this farmer that had three daughters.  One night they were all three planning on going out on dates.  The farmer was a bit concerned that the boys they were going out with might be up to somethin'.  He decided he would check them out before allowing his daughters to go on the dates.  The first boy knocked on the door and the farmer went to answer the door, shotgun in hand.
 
Good evening sir!  My name is Joe and I'm here to see Flo.  We're going to go the show.  Is Flo ready to go?
 
The farmer was impressed.  Joe and Flo went on their way.  A few minutes later, there was another knock on the door.  The farmer answered the door, shotgun in hand.
 
Good evening sir!  My name is Eddie and I'm here to see Betty.  We're going out for dinner.  I'm thinking spaghetti.  Is Betty ready?
 
Again, the farmer was impressed.  Eddie and Betty went out on their date.
 
Then there was another knock on the door.  The farmer answered the door, shotgun in hand.
 
Good Evening, sir!  My name is Chuck....
 
 
BOOM!  The farmer shot him!