OH NO! Drinking abd driving, another controversial subject.

HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
This is to much keep it going. I know if not the loudest pipes in history we can reach the longest tread.

and driving over the posted  speed limit too

you want to talk about loud pipes, the cruise ship I was on (The Carnival Destiny) when it blew it's horn the first I almost jumped overboard,
scared me to death.
we even had a ship wreck leaving Miami, we hit a fourty foot cabin cruiser and sank them
 
David T

Roots? I was just outside pulling roots out of my garden......
I think I'll sit and have another beer now that I'm done before I have to drive to my gig tonight.
That should give you plenty to work on.....I think.

Uh Oh, was the Captain drinking and driving too?!

ROOTS, starring Levar Burton whom was also in STar Trek NG. I bet the Enterprise could get that pizza here fast, might be too loud for my neighorhood though!

O.K.  That opens up Tribbles and Dilithium crystals!  And while we're on the subject of Star Trek, last weekend I bought a portable GPS (Nuvi 350 - GREAT unit), you know one of those little boxes that hooks up to a bunch of satellites and gives you directions.  This one actually talks to you.  You can set it for several different voices, male or female, American English, British English, Australian English, or a bunch of other languages.  
 
I was thinking it would be really cool if these things came with the choice of Majel Barrett (computer voice in ALL Star Trek episodes and movies) and Hal 2000 from 2001.  Of course you'd have to be careful with the Hal 2000 voice: take a right here, Dave and it sends you off a cliff!  LOL
 
Bill, tgo

Off a cliff?! OH NO!, says Thelma to Louise.
Speaking of Dave, where is our moderater? I thought for sure he'd jump into this one. It's way toooooo much fun.

You hit and sank a forty foot cabin cruiser???  Wow!  Now there's something you don't see everyday!

I knew you couldn't resist Dave.

Hi Olie; I just logged on.

Hi Dave. This string has been too much man. Every time I read back I laugh my tale off. Musicians are the craziest people man. They really know how to stir things up...OOH OOH STir Crazy, any Richard Pryor puns guys.

Richard Pryor, huh?
 
How about:
 
This thread is absolutely on fire.
Glad that Alembic offers us a free base to post our opinions.
I'm sure others have some more that will CRACK us up.
 
Brad

Brad, Brad, Brad. Thats sick man, FUNNY, but sick. (psst. I'm still laugin' at it man, just like a kid who got THE TOY he wanted for christmas).