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Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: 811952 on September 21, 2006, 07:51:52 AM
Another thread got me thinking - I've never seen what I would consider an ugly Alembic (though some people think they're all horrifically ugly).  Anybody have an pics of what they would consider an ugly Alembic?  Or strangest?  Most idiosyncratic?
 
John
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: worldfamousandy on September 21, 2006, 09:08:51 AM
Given that Alembic's reputation has been built largely on their willingness to make custom instruments, I have to believe they have had some clients with bad taste over the years.  Maybe there is some kind of double-neck out there, with the body  shaped and painted in the likeness of John Elway's face.  The necks could look like his arms, one of which would have a football attached to the headstock, as though the quarterback were about to throw a touchdown pass.
 
I wonder if they would build this bass...
 
Andy Calder
www.andycalderbass.com (http://www.andycalderbass.com)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: lothartu on September 21, 2006, 09:13:52 AM
I wouldn't say ugly but there certainly are some Alembics that have been made which are amazingly distinct.  
 
I've never seen an Alembic that I considered ugly though. Even the ones that aren't exactly my cup of tea are beautiful and special in their own way.  A good example is the custom of the month gallery.  There are a few in there that weren't exactly my bag when I first looked at them but over time they've each taken on their own personality and I think that makes them special.  So you could say that I've grown fond of them even though they're not what I would personally custom order.
 
-Jim
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: jazzyvee on September 21, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
I agree with you there Jim, beauty is in the eye of the beholder for sure. When I first started looking at alembics with a view to buy, I only liked the Stanley Clarke model.
 
 Maybe because that was the only shape of alembic I knew.  It is still my favourite shape for a bass. If the balance  was better I'd certainly have a 5  or even a 6 stringer in that style. Funds allowing of course.
 
If I was able to afford a custom guitar, I'd chose that shape for the guitar. Some of the others I, like you, have grown to like like the Europa and Orion shapes.  
 
I also think they way many alembics look is very much influenced by the body wood choice as well. Some shapes seem to suit certain woods better than others.
 
Jazzyvee
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: bracheen on September 21, 2006, 11:40:36 AM
I'm leaning towards Johnny Winter's guitar.  No offense to anyone who might have been involved, it's only my humble opinion.
 
Sam
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 21, 2006, 11:44:56 AM
I saw a photo of one once that had the tuning head broke off. BRRRRR that was an ugly sight. I still have night mares abiut that.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: jazzyvee on September 21, 2006, 11:21:36 PM
that winter guitar is a beauty.....
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: bigredbass on September 21, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
ONLY from 'the neck up' . . . I can't stand the cone pegheads.  
 
J o e y
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: foth on September 22, 2006, 02:50:29 AM
You're right Olie, seeing an Alembic that will never be played again... now that's an ugly sight.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: Bradley Young on September 22, 2006, 03:14:55 AM
Ok, I'll admit that I don't like the 3/4 size basses (i.e. MK 3/4 size).  They just don't flow for me.
 
The Johnny Winters guitar, however, I absolutely love.
 
Bradley
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: mikedm on September 22, 2006, 07:06:52 AM
Bradley,  
3/4 size never did it for me, until I played Olie's...hmmm form or function?  
Ugliest? I think Jim, 3rd post from the top, sums it up fairly well.
 
Now, from time to time I've made my Alembic sonically ugly.
 
Mike
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 22, 2006, 07:14:43 AM
Ahem, Ahem, Well I never.
 
Bradley you hurt my feelings man.
 
I always thought Janis Joplin was no beauty queen, but then you hear her sing and well, what can ya' say.
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/393/31679.jpg)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: Bradley Young on September 22, 2006, 08:43:57 AM
Olie,
 
I should have been more specific-- I don't think they're ugly, they just don't inspire the carnal reaction that the Standard, Balance and Stanley models do.
 
I'd still hit it, though.
 
Bradley
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 22, 2006, 08:49:42 AM
Be careful Bradley, it's only got a 1/4 plug.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: lbpesq on September 22, 2006, 09:12:46 AM
I must admit that the triple omega medieval battle axes are not my favorite.  Neither is the V peghead.  And If I had my druthers, my Electrum would sport something other than the cone headstock.   And while ugly might not be the appropriate word, I could never understand painted Alembics.  It's the wood, dude!
 
Bill, tgo
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 22, 2006, 09:16:31 AM
I agree Bill, Alembics are best seen sporting wood. U
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: paulman on September 22, 2006, 09:23:28 AM
It's hard to disagree with that comment.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: adriaan on September 22, 2006, 09:27:09 AM
You guys should really come out of that closet.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: tbrannon on September 22, 2006, 11:23:02 AM
I love the wood, but the painted Alembics (especially the burst or see through finishes) are something special!  
 
No need to look much further than the wineburst Elan in the Showcase or this Balance K:
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_pinot.html (http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_pinot.html)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: mikedm on September 22, 2006, 11:40:46 AM
pardon me, good Dr S
 
I like them new
I like them old
I like them painted bright and bold
 
I like them my way
I like them your way
I like the fabulous wacky inlays
 
I like them plain
I like them fancy
But don't leave them on the stage (it's mighty chancey)
 
Coco Bolo and ebony
Flamey maple, zebrawood
Burl walnut, man that's good
 
I'll keep mine
And you got yours
Play 'em in and out of doors
 
Alembics Rock
Alembics Roll
Sweet or ugly, they steal the show
 
Mike
 
(it's all good)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 22, 2006, 12:01:18 PM
Nice to see you're working hard Mike.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: rooney on September 22, 2006, 01:39:07 PM
I find a few of the designs a bit more than I would be willing to strap on, but nothing that's ugly. They're all special in their own way. (But some more than others ;))
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: alemberic on September 22, 2006, 02:04:36 PM
Toby/Mike--
 
+1
 
 
Eric
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: David Houck on September 22, 2006, 03:08:49 PM
As it was mentioned in a previous post to this thread, I checked the official rule book for clarification:
Cone headstocks rule.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 22, 2006, 03:41:54 PM
Dave, I know Dan Akroyd would agree with you.
 
(Message edited by olieoliver on September 22, 2006)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: David Houck on September 22, 2006, 03:55:10 PM
We come from France.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: 57basstra on September 22, 2006, 06:41:47 PM
Let us now consume mass quantities of beer
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: 57basstra on September 22, 2006, 06:44:00 PM
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/393/31716.jpg)
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: crgaston on September 22, 2006, 07:26:02 PM
Isn't this like asking What's the cheapest Ferrari?  :-)
 
My least favorite are the Excel and Epic, but that's just based on the shape.  When you are actually holding one and feel the quality of materials and craftsmanship, well, it's like what we used to call a brown bagger.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: lbpesq on September 22, 2006, 08:19:51 PM
Remulak, a small town in France.  
 
Bill, tgo
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: bigredbass on September 23, 2006, 12:56:09 AM
I always wondered what Roger Sadowsky looked like . . .
 
J o e y
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 23, 2006, 01:47:43 AM
J o e y, as Joe Dirt would say, DAAAAANG.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: rami on September 24, 2006, 03:36:25 PM
I'm a BIG Alembic fan, but I agree that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  I personally don't care for the model with the scorpion-claw horns.  I'll try to find a picture.  As well, there's one with a Rogue body and an omega cut. The Rogue body and standard Omega bodies are both beautiful, but I feel they clash when combined.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: palmann on September 24, 2006, 03:52:05 PM
I'm not very keen on the Rogue. I think the upper horn is too long. That said, I saw a Rogue in FTC section which had a short horn. Even if I prefer other shapes like the Balance K, the Series Bodys, the Essence or Excel, this one looked very nice.
 
I won't call them ugly, merely they're not my taste: All these very big shapes like the Exploiter, Dragon Wing and so on are just not for me. But they are outstanding instruments of course and beautiful in it's own dignity, but somehow I just cannot relate to them.
 
I absolutely love the babyblue Spoiler with the plate for the control knobs in the FTC thread. :-)
 
Gruesse, Pablo
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: oujeebass on September 24, 2006, 06:18:59 PM
When it comes down to it... Its not how ugly they look,but how ugly you play them.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: jubeas3eyes on September 24, 2006, 10:18:17 PM
I generally dislike painted Alembics. I enjoy seeing them in their natural state...well I guess that would be trees, but as a bass I like them natural.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: palmann on September 24, 2006, 11:55:11 PM
I absolutely love sun-/cherry-/whateverburst, even with alembics. ;-) But I love the natural finish, too.
 
I don't know how you play the Triple Omega, a Gibson Thunderbird is very nice to play contrary of it's looks.
 
Gruesse, Pablo
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: olieoliver on September 25, 2006, 05:59:16 AM
Sho' you right Wade!
I've never really seen an ugly Alembic but have heard some ugly owners on them.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: rami on September 25, 2006, 01:55:57 PM
I like the Thunderbird too, but it's limited access to the upper frets makes it unplayable (to me).  There's alot to be said for a good old Jazz Bass.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: eastcoastepic on September 25, 2006, 07:55:03 PM
Sweet Mother of Pearl...enough Triple O bashing! How can a Triple Omega even be mentioned in a thread such as this??? A sexier shape has never roamed the planet (although Anna K. does come fairly close).
'Medieval battle axe'??? How dare thee....
Excuse me whilst I prepare for the next crusade.....has anyone seen that confounded dragon?
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: lbpesq on September 26, 2006, 07:04:15 AM
Last I saw, it was crawling up Stanley Clarke's neck!  http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_dragonsbreath.html (http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_dragonsbreath.html)
 
Bill, tgo
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: Bradley Young on September 26, 2006, 07:39:24 AM
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Title: Ugliest Alembic?
Post by: lg71 on September 26, 2006, 09:55:46 AM
Beauty is in eye of the beholder!