Alembic Guitars Club

Connecting => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: cozmik_cowboy on March 06, 2022, 10:32:16 AM

Title: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: cozmik_cowboy on March 06, 2022, 10:32:16 AM

https://reverb.com/item/39751397-well-hung-perfectone-guitar-strap-3-wide-prototype-w-aural-excitement-circuit-blackbird?bk=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJqdGkiOiI3YTBjNjAzZS1mMjcwLTRjMDgtYjQ4Yi1iOWExNjVhMWZlOTgiLCJpYXQiOjE2NDY1OTEyMTIsInVzZXJfaWQiOiI3NzM3Iiwic2Vzc2lvbl9pZCI6IjMzOGRkMzliLWViYmUtNDIxNy1iYTBiLTYzNzlmMmY2ZDk0NCIsImNvb2tpZV9pZCI6IjVjZmJiNzlkLTQxNmMtNDM2Ni05OTA1LWUxMjVkNDljMDhlYyIsInByb2R1Y3RfaWQiOiIzOTc1MTM5NyIsInNvdXJjZSI6Ik5PTkUifQ.8J7VT0w47delWwRpeFC4Avr4WV-zOF-Vl5O6J_SfnnQ (https://reverb.com/item/39751397-well-hung-perfectone-guitar-strap-3-wide-prototype-w-aural-excitement-circuit-blackbird?bk=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJqdGkiOiI3YTBjNjAzZS1mMjcwLTRjMDgtYjQ4Yi1iOWExNjVhMWZlOTgiLCJpYXQiOjE2NDY1OTEyMTIsInVzZXJfaWQiOiI3NzM3Iiwic2Vzc2lvbl9pZCI6IjMzOGRkMzliLWViYmUtNDIxNy1iYTBiLTYzNzlmMmY2ZDk0NCIsImNvb2tpZV9pZCI6IjVjZmJiNzlkLTQxNmMtNDM2Ni05OTA1LWUxMjVkNDljMDhlYyIsInByb2R1Y3RfaWQiOiIzOTc1MTM5NyIsInNvdXJjZSI6Ik5PTkUifQ.8J7VT0w47delWwRpeFC4Avr4WV-zOF-Vl5O6J_SfnnQ)


Peter

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: David Houck on March 06, 2022, 11:29:28 AM

I like this part of the voluminous description, buried pretty far down the page:

"Crafted this as an April Fools' joke 2021.  I yield the massive tonal improvements heard when engaging the Aural Excitement circuit of various guitars with this strap installed, may possibly be mostly due to a placebo effect."

And this part near the end:

"Tone is subjective. You or your audience may or may not hear any audible or measurable difference arising from use of the PerfecTONE strap."

But for $844, could be worth a shot?

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: rv_bass on March 06, 2022, 11:53:53 AM

:)

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: keith_h on March 06, 2022, 03:20:25 PM

According to the video it's vacuum-packed for freshness which is something I find as really important in an aural excitement tone circuit.

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: pauldo on March 06, 2022, 05:52:14 PM

I applaud the marketing and if I played guitar more than bass I would be hard pressed NOT to write them a check.  Wonder if he is working on a Perfect Tone Bass strap?

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: keith_h on March 07, 2022, 07:44:11 AM

I don't know about a bass strap but I have heard a rumor they are working on a Perfect Time drum throne. Whenever the drummer's playing becomes arrhythmic it gives them a zap to bring them back on beat.

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: cozmik_cowboy on March 07, 2022, 09:36:54 AM

Quote from: keith_h on March 07, 2022, 07:44:11 AM

I don't know about a bass strap but I have heard a rumor they are working on a Perfect Time drum throne. Whenever the drummer's paying becomes arrhythmic it gives them a zap to bring them back on beat.

But you'd want to go with the upgraded tap-tempo model.

Peter

Title: Re: That's what I've been missing!
Post by: pauldo on March 07, 2022, 09:47:48 AM

😃