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Title: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: cozmik_cowboy on November 21, 2021, 10:43:18 AM
Quoth the eldest grandson "The toilet's smoking!  The toilet's smoking!"


And we found this.


Peter (who is so proud to be his Granddude right now!)
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: keith_h on November 21, 2021, 11:05:28 AM
That is something to be proud of.
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: lbpesq on November 21, 2021, 12:38:30 PM
West Coast version ... it’s a movement!  (pun intended)

Bill, tgo
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: David Houck on November 21, 2021, 04:41:12 PM

      ::)
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: jazzyvee on November 21, 2021, 11:56:28 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: lbpesq on November 22, 2021, 08:22:31 AM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early “toilet-paper-shortage” days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you’ve got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you’ll never go back!

Bill, tgo
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: edwin on December 02, 2021, 09:41:08 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early “toilet-paper-shortage” days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you’ve got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you’ll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: cozmik_cowboy on December 02, 2021, 10:02:41 PM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early “toilet-paper-shortage” days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you’ve got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you’ll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.

And (as I discovered to my dismay when we had some young female Japanese students living with us), their high tech crappers apparently have no problem flushing things our toilets cannot handle.

Peter (who let The Lovely & Charming Mrs. Cowboy explain that one to them..........)
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: lbpesq on December 02, 2021, 11:20:21 PM
We REALLY need a “like” button!

Bill, tgo
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: keith_h on December 03, 2021, 08:15:33 AM
That looks like a high tech unit with that control pod. I daren't ask 

A bidet.  Added in the early “toilet-paper-shortage” days of the pandemic.  Should have done it years ago!  Imagine you’ve got mud all over your hands.    Do you want to clean them by rubbing the mud off with paper, or by holding your hands under a running faucet?   Try it, you’ll never go back!

Bill, tgo

Best thing ever! I discovered them on a trip to Japan with Dawn in 2008. They have the Alembics of toilets over there. High tech, comfortable, and perfectly crafted.

And (as I discovered to my dismay when we had some young female Japanese students living with us), their high tech crappers apparently have no problem flushing things our toilets cannot handle.

Peter (who let The Lovely & Charming Mrs. Cowboy explain that one to them..........)

When my girls were younger I always dreaded the septic tanks pumping. You never knew what the septic guy would discover and he was sure to tell you about whatever he found adding he gets charged extra at the sewer farm for that type of stuff.
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: edwin on December 03, 2021, 10:51:26 AM
We REALLY need a “like” button!

Bill, tgo

<like!>
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: bigredbass on December 03, 2021, 07:00:30 PM
Ya get a thread with 'the mind of a 12-year-old', lemme know . . . .
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: paulman on December 04, 2021, 03:31:42 AM
Quoth the eldest grandson "The toilet's smoking!  The toilet's smoking!"


And we found this.


Peter (who is so proud to be his Granddude right now!)
Smoking some good shit I bet!  That's classic Coz!!
Title: Re: The Mind of a 9 Year Old
Post by: gtrguy on December 04, 2021, 12:10:02 PM
TMI !!