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Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: angelboy on January 29, 2004, 07:22:39 AM: Bit of light hearted fun.............
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/449/7964.jpg)

'The fifth forth string suprise solo division'

(Bit of a crap starter but it should get us going.................!?)
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: bigbadbill on January 29, 2004, 11:38:24 AM: Frodo,Sam,Merry and Pippin find themselves stuck in the violin section...
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: lembic76450 on January 29, 2004, 02:25:04 PM: How about, to requote,If there is no money above the 5th fret, these guys are in trouble.
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: kenbass4 on January 29, 2004, 03:07:14 PM: ...or, We've got our's, you get to carry the rest
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: bracheen on January 29, 2004, 05:04:59 PM: Will gig for Alembics
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: elzie on January 29, 2004, 05:32:16 PM: What do you mean where are our dates? These ARE our dates!

-Or-

One time in band camp..........

(Message edited by elzie on January 29, 2004)
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: jet_powers on January 29, 2004, 06:38:59 PM: Bass Command shows off weapons of bass destruction captured in sonic assault.
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: navybass on January 29, 2004, 06:49:52 PM: We'll trade all of these basses for 1 Alembic.
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: palembic on January 30, 2004, 08:59:57 AM: Give all soldiers a bass and we'll have a better world...

and definitely trembling!

Paul the bad one
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: angelboy on January 30, 2004, 12:18:08 PM: '6 months of 8 note scales, Melodic Minor modes, Inversions, Jazz improv, hard assed music theory teachers..............But on graduation day, it all seems worth it.'
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: stoney on January 30, 2004, 12:50:23 PM: Bass Players...Eyeglasses....Bass Players...Eyeglasses.....hmmmmmmm.
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: 811952 on January 30, 2004, 12:52:02 PM: Bassic Training
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: bracheen on January 30, 2004, 02:03:20 PM: John, very good!
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: elzie on January 30, 2004, 02:21:03 PM: We're with the band

In the spirit of technology, the Navy releases it's newest oars....
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: 811952 on January 30, 2004, 05:13:27 PM: I am told that I consistently have the nerve to state the obvious, especially when I shouldn't...
Thanks..
John
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: palembic on January 31, 2004, 01:33:42 AM: 4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma!
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: alembic76407 on January 31, 2004, 06:28:23 AM: I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places

David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT)
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: elzie on January 31, 2004, 06:37:49 AM: Well Dave,

We could hunt down the baby violin and club it ;)
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: bracheen on January 31, 2004, 06:44:06 AM: Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy.

Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother!

Sam
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: dadabass2001 on January 31, 2004, 06:44:58 AM: This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction. ;)

Mike
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: alembic76407 on January 31, 2004, 06:49:58 AM: BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!!
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: alembic76407 on January 31, 2004, 07:01:46 AM: when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try Stanley's revenge let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them.
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: dannobasso on January 31, 2004, 08:18:36 AM: Women love a man in uniform.....Women love that low frequency, ovary shakin' sound of bass. Now Calvin Klein has put them together in a new perfume. Subsession. Available in 4, 5 and 6 ounce bottles. Also available in more powerful 4 ohm strenght.

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CAN YOU FELL IT?
(not responsible for any blisters and calouses that might develop during use)
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: elzie on January 31, 2004, 09:26:49 AM: Well, you can take club in one of two ways ;) But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage.....

I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it!

Paul II
Title: CAPTION COMP #1
Post by: palembic on January 31, 2004, 10:39:06 AM: Huh-huh ...no-no
I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD.

I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a contradictio in terminis
(this is NOT elf).

Paul the BAD one